Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Ohh please.

You see. When it comes to kids, crazy things will happened. Crazy things. Yes, I mean it. Like yesterday, one of my student popped a question to me. He was about to listen to the CD right before starting doing the classwork. He smiled and smiled to me and I was like, "....Danial, cmon. Quickly listen to your CD and start with your classwork.." and in a few he replied, "..Teacher, what animal are you today? Because I'm a monkey. Tell me what are you being." I was so stunned, don't know whether I should laugh or get mad but at the same time speechless. but then I said, "My dear Danial Ong, I'm no animal. I'm just a person, a human being and so as you. Am marking your homework now and can you just start with your classwork, finish up reading everything already because you need to go for Math slot in a few.... And you're not a monkey", with a smile. Then he was like, "Awwww, teacher so you're not an animal. That's boring." And at that time I just continue mark my level HII's worksheets, ignoring him but at the same time I gave him  an eye-sign saying "Be quick, am watching you". #bhaha. Kids. They talks a lot, They just want to have the fun all the time, in every single thing they do. Am so not a kid-baby-person, but lately I seemed to can get along with them. Well, I take that as an improvement in me. But still, spoil brats are still in my crossed-out list. *tongue*

Friday, November 05, 2010

my 'hmmm...'

well hello again.kinda jumpy today.dont even know why.ahah.
i kinda thought about my bad habit that i love to do sometimes.
hmmmm-ing.
it aint humming
it aint humouring or etc
it's simply hmmm...
you know.everytime you had something came up and you have to figure out something to cope with it.well by that time my hmmm-ing came across my mind.ehehe.it just slip thru my brain and seriously, it came out of nowhere.most of the time, people surround me dont realize i was getting my hmmm...
but if they realize, words split out.
this is one of the conversations that happened years ago :

me            : hmmm...*while evil-ly grinning*
my friend : oh no. did you just go "hmmm..." *while mocking my evil grin*
me           : yes, i did. and i wish you would stop being scared by one of my HMMMs. One of these days one of my HMMMs gonna be something great. Now let see if it's today.


such manace.


LOSER,LOSER
double LOSER, whatever
as if
get the picture, duuuh~


ribs and grill



girl1 : did i invite you to my bbq?
girl2 : no.
girl1 : then you're up on my grill. *ha-ha-ha*

anyway gumorning yall.it's been a long night and  wasnt my best sleep ever.so gonna try to sleep better tonight.hurm..last night started with fireworks boom-ing here and there.darn.all i believe is Diwali 's a festival of lights etc etc but last night, fireworks all over the skyline.i can see many many fireworks cracking out the dark sky.so instead of pretty and colourful lights, you get the chance to fill in your loneliness with those.hurm.
what's worth is worth.
am out.

TTYL
*hwugs and kishes*

Thursday, November 04, 2010

chirpy.



girl1 : are you a bird?
girl2 : no.
girl1 : then why your dress is so cheap *while mocking chirping bird, cheap cheap cheap*

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